Friday, May 4, 2012

The 4-legged feud

I've declared this before and I'll say it again: You have to sudden effusion being yourself by at least the second date. This is no truer than when pets come into the picture. It's totality too easy to "ooh" and "ahh" and pal on all sides with some hottie's Chihuahua to get her to like you while all you really want to do is drop-kick Fido and notch a field goal. Big mistake. A friend of mine is at this time the proud co-owner of two Yorkies, and both sides of the bond wish the mutts would get into the cleaning cabinet and receive a few drinks -- but they can't imagine parting with pair members of the "family" (let alone explaining what happened to the kids).

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